{"product_id":"sit-the-f-down-beach-towel","title":"Sit the F down Beach Towel","description":"A sarcastic beach towel that reads 'sit the F down', perfect for adding a touch of humor to your beach day. This towel is ideal for adults with a sense of humor looking to relax and unwind at the beach. Relevant for summer vacations, beach trips, and casual outings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 52% Polyester and 48% Cotton material blend for durability and quick drying\u003cbr\u003e- Two sizes available: 30\" × 60\" and 36\" × 72\"\u003cbr\u003e- Moisture-absorbent qualities for practical use at the beach\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for long-lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print featuring a humorous message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":50997979021604,"sku":"13547637091749210405","price":25.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/0430\/4164\/files\/4917429995874581132_2048.jpg?v=1755603094","url":"https:\/\/pouty-pelican.myshopify.com\/products\/sit-the-f-down-beach-towel","provider":"Pouty Pelican","version":"1.0","type":"link"}