{"title":"All Inventory","description":"\u003cspan\u003ePouty Pelican, a native Floridian is constantly searching for the most curiously creative thingamabobs and doodads. He has quite a nauti mind... Take a look at some of the offensive items he has created. Stay tuned for more interesting doodads and whatnots.\u003c\/span\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"eat-a-bag-of-d","title":"Eat a Bag of D","description":"This sarcastic and naughty pillowcase is perfect for adding a touch of humor to your home decor. Made from high-quality spun polyester, this double-sided print pillowcase features a concealed zipper for easy removal. A great addition to your living room or bedroom, this pillowcase is ideal for those with a playful sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Spun polyester material\u003cbr\u003e- Beige plastic zipper with metal head\u003cbr\u003e- Double-sided print design\u003cbr\u003e- Concealed zipper for easy removal\u003cbr\u003e- Size variance +\/- 0.5\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove the pillows cover if it's removable. Pre-treat the stains with soft cloth or bristle brush that had been soaked in warm soap water. Machine wash, max 40°C, normal cycle. Do not bleach, do not tumble dry. Iron, steam or dry low heat only. Do not dry-clean. Fluff to reshape when assembled back together.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" × 18\"","offer_id":50997966733604,"sku":"28397813287544090420","price":15.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20\" × 20\"","offer_id":50997966766372,"sku":"32280204594932145474","price":18.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/0430\/4164\/files\/5321288914313916744_2048.jpg?v=1755602688"},{"product_id":"pet-collar-teal-paw-print-clip-on-collar","title":"Pet Collar — Teal Paw Print Clip-On Collar","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e12.00 - 16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e A lightweight, durable clip-on collar that brings quiet personality to every walk. The subtle teal band is patterned with tiny white paw prints that read friendly from across the park, while heavy-duty nylon webbing and sturdy quick-release hardware stand up to everyday play. It sits comfortably against fur and adjusts to fit growing pups or seasonal coats. Wear it at neighborhood strolls, vet visits, or backyard playtime — it’s a calm, reliable companion that keeps your dog secure and looking like themselves.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% polyester ribbon with heavy-duty nylon webbing for strength\u003cbr\u003e- Quick-release clip for fast on-and-off convenience\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable sizing available in three sizes to fit small to large necks\u003cbr\u003e- Metal D-ring for easy leash attachment or ID tags\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight, comfortable against fur for daily wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52205594050852,"sku":"26992942735137126753","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/0430\/4164\/files\/6885178336622964691_2048.jpg?v=1772983035"}],"url":"https:\/\/pouty-pelican.myshopify.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Pouty Pelican","version":"1.0","type":"link"}